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    Post by The Narrator Returns Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:52 pm

    Your Least Favorite Films Extremely-loud-and-incredibly-close

    These aren't the worst movies of all time, like Plan 9 From Outer Space or Manos: The Hands of Fate. These are the ones that you got no enterainment from, pissed you off the most, or made you question humanity. Rip into them.
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    Post by odduck Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:55 pm

    Hard Candy... just vile, I walked out in the middle of it.
    Also, Zombie Strippers, I lasted 10 full minutes.
    Those are the two that come up as my most unpleasant experiences, but of course there are loads more.
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    Post by stingo Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:04 pm

    Wes Anderson's movies, except Moonrise Kingdom.
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    Post by affrosponge88 Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:07 pm

    stingo wrote:Wes Anderson's movies, except Moonrise Kingdom.

    Ugh. I can't believe we bonded over The Shield.
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    Post by The Narrator Returns Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:09 pm

    stingo wrote:Wes Anderson's movies, except Moonrise Kingdom.

    *cries softly to self*
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    Post by stingo Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:14 pm

    The Narrator Returns wrote:
    stingo wrote:Wes Anderson's movies, except Moonrise Kingdom.

    *cries softly to self*

    [quietly exits, his life's work accomplished]
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    Post by affrosponge88 Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:15 pm

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    Post by odduck Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:16 pm

    Peter Jackson's King Kong kinda made me question humanity.
    I had already watched The Passion of the Christ and the Hostel movies, so I knew torture porn was big box office, but damn, the things they did to that ape... It made Lars Von Trier's movies seem subtle.
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    Post by stingo Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:17 pm

    odduck wrote:Lars Von Trier's movies

    Oh yeah! Thanks for the reminder.

    Lars Von Trier's movies.
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    Post by Stephen77 Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:18 pm

    stingo wrote:Wes Anderson's movies, except Moonrise Kingdom.

    NOT EVEN THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS!?
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    Post by digifreak642 Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:21 pm

    Your Least Favorite Films 51AQcJM20dL._SL500_AA300_

    This film pissed me off. It's one of the favorite movies of the girl who recommended it and after I saw this I stopped having a crush on her.


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    Post by stingo Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:22 pm

    Stephen77 wrote:
    stingo wrote:Wes Anderson's movies, except Moonrise Kingdom.

    NOT EVEN THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS!?

    I haven't seen it in yonks, so I'll mark it as Undecided. And Rushmore is okayish.
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    Post by odduck Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:34 pm

    digifreak642 wrote:Your Least Favorite Films MV5BMTkwNTEzNzIyNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTExNjg1Mw@@._V1._SY317_CR12,0,214,317_

    That pic only shows up for you. No hotlinking from IMDb.
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    Post by Chicanery Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:41 pm

    Either Hard Boiled or Open Water. The first one I don't get the appeal of, I just found it irritating and overlong, the second one was just wrong on so many technical levels that it wasn't funny.
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    Post by The Narrator Returns Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:42 pm

    Have you seen any other John Woo films, chic?
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    Post by digifreak642 Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:43 pm

    odduck wrote:
    digifreak642 wrote:Your Least Favorite Films MV5BMTkwNTEzNzIyNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTExNjg1Mw@@._V1._SY317_CR12,0,214,317_

    That pic only shows up for you. No hotlinking from IMDb.

    I think I fixed it in the original post. If not, it's Mr. Nobody.
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    Post by odduck Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:44 pm

    Yup, fixed.
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    Post by enemynarwhal Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:44 pm

    Least favorite is such a weird thing to say isn't it?

    "I don't hate any movies, the movies on the bottom of my list are just my least favorite, favorite movies of all time!"

    Sounds like something Rod and Todd would say.

    I really hated Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3. Those movies were shit.









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    Post by odduck Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:46 pm

    ^ Both of them almost gave me seizures. I'm certain they were both edited by people who were very high at the time... definitely on uppers.
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    Post by glazomaniac Sat Dec 01, 2012 1:55 am

    hard boiled is fantastic and chicanery doesn't know what.

    worst movies i've seen:

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    Post by Gauephat Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:52 am

    I generally go out of my way to avoid watching movies I suspect I'll hate, so I don't have many. But these two I watched with my friends and would rank amongst the worst I've ever seen: The Boondock Saints and 300.
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    Post by Chicanery Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:19 am

    The Narrator Returns wrote:Have you seen any other John Woo films, chic?

    No, but I suspect I wouldn't enjoy them.

    glazomaniac wrote:hard boiled is fantastic and chicanery doesn't know what.

    You're wrong. Oh, so wrong.
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    Post by Stephen77 Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:23 pm

    Gauephat wrote:I generally go out of my way to avoid watching movies I suspect I'll hate, so I don't have many. But these two I watched with my friends and would rank amongst the worst I've ever seen: The Boondock Saints and 300.
    Same here. And those two movies are beloved my friends. I got shit for hating 300 so I didn't bother complaining about the equally awful Boondock Saints.
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    Post by barnitosupreme Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:03 pm

    Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
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    Post by Gauephat Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:37 am

    barnitosupreme wrote:Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

    That isn't even the worst Indiana Jones film.
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    Post by UnregisteredGuyNamedEric Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:15 pm

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    Morning Glory is the worst Indiana Jones movie.

    Though Diane Keaton is a slight improvement as the Crystal Skull.
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    Post by enemynarwhal Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:28 pm

    I just saw Be Kind, Rewind. Easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen. They brought up and immediately dropped so many plots and character traits that it was amazing. My only theory for why they might do that is they were trying to replicate in some weird way the movies Jack Black and Mos Def were. It might not be that but it must be something because they couldn't have made a movie that bad on accident but whatever they were going for it didn't seem to work.

    Also Jack Black annoys the crap out of me.


    And I don't care if I just saw it, I already hate it more than any other movie I saw. Pirates of the Caribbean was gold compared to this crap!
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    Post by Gauephat Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:49 pm

    That movie was aggressively so-so. Seems hard to believe that anyone could hate it that much, really.
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    Post by Stephen77 Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:51 pm

    enemynarwhal wrote:I just saw Be Kind, Rewind. Easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen. They brought up and immediately dropped so many plots and character traits that it was amazing. My only theory for why they might do that is they were trying to replicate in some weird way the movies Jack Black and Mos Def were. It might not be that but it must be something because they couldn't have made a movie that bad on accident but whatever they were going for it didn't seem to work.

    Also Jack Black annoys the crap out of me.


    And I don't care if I just saw it, I already hate it more than any other movie I saw. Pirates of the Caribbean was gold compared to this crap!

    I fell asleep during that movie because I was quite tired when I watched it. It really didn't seem like worst movie of all-time material by any means, though.
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    Post by enemynarwhal Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:53 pm

    Stephen77 wrote:

    I fell asleep during that movie because I was quite tired when I watched it. It really didn't seem like worst movie of all-time material by any means, though.

    I would have said that at the beginning of the film. For the first half hour or so my only major problem was Jack Black but as time went on I began to notice how characters were constantly changing and plots were constantly being introduced that went no where and some characters disappeared altogether. Like I said, for the first half hour I was just annoyed but by the end of the film I was pretty fucking furious.
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    Post by DavetheDouchebag Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:17 am

    I remember vaguely enjoying Be Kind Rewind. I don't really remember much of it, but it was pleasant enough.
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    Post by SG Standard Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:52 pm

    Requiem for a Dream

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    Post by pulpcomics Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:15 am

    mines star wars the clone wars.i also really found the perks of being a wallflower very boring, that i almost left the theater.


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